Shakeup in Coaching Staffs Is Revealed at Open, Closed

The long awaited athletic shakeup at Open University and Closed College finally broke last night with simultaneous announcements that the football coaches at both schools had been fired.

With the traditional meeting between these two teams scheduled for Harvard Stadium next Saturday, there is much speculation on who the new coaches will be. Mentioned prominently for the Open position is Dwight "Dike" Hyde '51, former Crimson end and currently coaching Winthrop House. From fog bound Closed College in Mystic, Connecticut, the name of Jerry Kanter '51 issued forth along with the name of Edward E. "Hooks" Mylin.

These reports can not and have not been confirmed.