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"Ehman, Pujo money up Harre," the sloe-eyed Sage demanded. "Cause everything's Jaeckel with those Crimson men."

"Give McLeod cheer for en-Dorrance," the dapper Disciple admitted, "but Sebald facts are that the Fratt boys from Cayuga's Walters are plenty Duff."

"Hull on a minute," the Mandarin Mystic retorted. "We took a Whelan last week, but we'll Cliggott today; and that's no Bool."

"Affeld you'd have an Engel," the Disciple said, "but your lads are still Pyott from that game with Leo."

"I will not Wilkinson," the Seer maintained. "Just Hitchon to this Pick. We'll win Hanley by:

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