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Ivy Films Lays Dragnet for Blonde Magnet to Act in Epic

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Ivy Films is on the lookout for a blonde dream-girl to appear in its newest production, "Project 109." It seems that this lady must stack up to the highest requirements of a lothario Lothario who seeks her in his sleep.

Ivy expects to locate the gal in or around Boston.

The local film colony also issued a plea yesterday for a narrator, to accompany the silent production with a "March of Time" style delivery.

Both the girl and the broadcaster will be chosen from applicants who apply now to Leo Bersani '52. Tryout for both positions will be conducted next week.

Bersani warned that all girls trying out for the "dream-girl" role must be both "provocative and voluptuous."

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