Tiger Undergrads Feed Professors

Tiger professors will be encouraged to feed at the Commons trough with the freshman and sophomore pack from now on. Undergraduates at Princeton will be able to invite their instructors to dine free of charge.

The Princeton administration is encouraging large-scale apple-polishing upon the recommendation of the Harbison Report on Undergraduate-Faculty Relations. If successful this term, and if undergraduate grades rise appreciably, the system will be continued next fall.

Freshmen and sophomores will also be kept away from upperclassmen under the new system.