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An inconspicuous bag, a men's room, and a good sense of timing bring popularity on an inexpensive Bermuda vacation. Armed with these necessities, an adventurer may romance the Atlantic equivalent of snow bunnies by a method called "athlete's deception."

"Athlete's Deception" is base don the knowledge that the gem of the Bermuda social set in the smooth, casual rugby player. Seated comfortably in a hotel lobby, preferably that of the Elbow Beach Surf Club, and having engaged in the morning change of clothes by means of the first two articles mentioned above, the adventurer undertakes quiet conversation with available bunnies.

Having memorized the rugby schedule, at the appointed time he quietly disappears, returning a couple of hours later bruised but high on spirit. If this is practiced correctly for two days the subject may then receive an important but inconspicuous injury and enjoy the remainder of the week basking in the popularity of an injured athlete.

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