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Buckshot Prompts College Meat Study

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The University started an investigation of its meat supply yesterday when 15 Kirkland men exhumed buckshot from their "tenderized steak."

"If the distributors cannot give a satisfactory explanation,"hostess Rose Gleason predicted, "The University will take its business elsewhere."

This was the second such occurrence this year. On November 12, three Adams House students found similar pellets in their roast beef, but no official action was taken at the time.

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