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The Editor in Charge of Finding Prognosticators was idly thumbing through his witchcraft manual last night when he heard a sudden grinding of gears behind him. He looked up; there steed a large adding machine with legs.

"I am Mare T. McHine '04," the small red lights on his forehead blinked out. "Earnest I. Sligh has been called to Cairo by the Pansmanise government," said the walking thing. "If you're interested in the Holy cross score, unless I'm rusty it will be Harvard 21  Holy Cross 20

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