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CROSS SECTION, Kan., Nov. 24--Gonfalon B. Mud, the CRIMSON's newly-hired football prognosticator, could nowhere be located here yesterday for his Yale game prediction. According to townsfolk, the Kansau pollster embarked on a week-long drinking bingo immediately following last week's successful prediction of a Harvard victory over Brown.
But unfinished percentiles found on the desk of Mud, the man who forecast a sweeping victory for Landon in 1936, indicated that today's score would box.
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