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Crime Signs Clocker Spaniel le To Prognosticate; Coak Held

By Clocker Spanielle

I've been picking the ponies at most of the better ovals in this locate for the last couple, two three years, but there comes a time where a guy turns around and he says to himself "look." "You bum Spanielle, you've been misdirecting the good people of Malden for long enough already; what you need is now vistas." So when I am offered by the CRIMSON, the eunuque opportunity of selecting the winner of the Harvard Dartmouth embroglio, I says, "What's in it for me." He says "a double sawbuck and a fin" and I says Harvard 21  Dartmouth 20

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