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LHASA, Tibet (Oct. 25)--Hu Flung Huey ocC disembarked here this morning for further indoctrination in the occult. He declined to divine on the 1952 Colgate and Washington games, brushing aside all queries with "No comment No comment."
LEOPOLDVILLE, Belgian Congo (Oct. 24)--In this weird land of drumbeat and mamba, chances still appear slim for finding a replacement seer before Saturday, if at all.
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (Oct. 24)--A sunken-eyed zombie, burned for wizardry and dead for 76 years, is our hottest lead to date. He prognosticates hurricanes and mango blights in the thick voodoo country northeast of here.
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