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Hu Flung Huey ocC resigned at 11:53 p.m. last night as official football forecaster for the CRIMSON. Dr. Huey had held that post since September, 1929.
With tours in his almond-shaped eyes, Dr. Huey told the dumbfounded editors of the CRIMSON that he no longer feels competent to predict the outcomes of Harvard football games. He sobbed that he has never done so poorly in his life. He has predicted the last six games incorrectly, and has been right only once in his last 12 tries.
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