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Crime Gridders Will Be Anti-Red

See No Grid Lack

By Dyed M. Foulard

In top form following last week's 23 to 2 defeat of the Columbia Daily Spectator, the CRIMSON's varsity football squad will make its second appearance of the season this morning when it meets a group of Cornell Daily Sun scribes at 10:30 a.m. on Soldiers Field.

As usual, the Crime eleven plans to use the Quest-shon Mark formation, which is practically impregnable. Leading the charge will be captain A. P. Farb, whom the spectator will be able to recognize by the number 69 on his back.

The CRIMSON is expected to field a squad knee-deep at every position and starring such gridiron greats as Crazy-legs Wiley, Crazy-legs Maudel, Crazy-legs IIum n' Strum, Crazy Kaplan, and Norman M. Minerfeld '51.

To entertain the tremendous crowd during parttime Leverett House will put on an impromptu riot.

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