Princeton Men Are Aghast; That Was No Time to Joke

Honor-bound Princetonians were horrified this week by some very dishonorable exam-room shennanigans.

Three students at the front of the room were flaunting every rule in the book. They whispered to one another, passed notes back and forth, and even exchanged blue books a few times to share their erudition.

Princeton students, who take tests on a proctor-less honor system, felt obliged to report the trio. Brought before Nassau officialdom, the miscreants turned out to be editors of the Yale Daily News on an espionage mission.

"We wanted to see whether honor really works," said the Yalie Daily men. "We are glad to see it does. Our paper will suggest the same thing for Yale."