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While Russian troops were parading through Red Square in Moscow yesterday, their sympathizers halfway around the world had already completed their May Day festivities. Wellosley College girls, in the most flagrant example of eastern college radicalism over displayed, ran their hoop race on the day before the sinister first of May.

Openly flouting the American way of life and sedate womanhood, the wild eyed young ladies of Wellosley sprinted down a hillside pushing hoops before them at 7:15 a.m. Saturday in obvious preparation for some future May Day, when they might perform more important tasks.

Revolution!

After the physical trial the whole College roped into the Welesley Chapel to hear President Mildred McAfee Horton speak on "woman's role in this revolution." Mrs. Horton is on the bard of directors of Kobe College, located in strategic Japan.

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