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The Mail

Hits Submerged Parking Lot

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

To the Editors of the SERVICE NEWS:

Attention: Help Wanted Column

THREE SMITH SENIORS, MALESSLY MAILESS, NEED TO IMPRESS FRESHMEN, S.O.S.!

Please address all mail-bags to Jackie Adams, Haven House, Smith College, Northampton, Mass. Sincerely yours,   Jackie Adams.

Under the empty mailbag,

The village Smithy stands;

The Smith, a lonely gal is she,

With large and lustful hands. . . .

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