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Attacks Jones

The Mail

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

To the Editors of the CRIMSON:

Lombard C. Jones--our Crimson hero! A fine Liberal; an exponent of the scientific spirit; a crusader for tolerance and open-mindedness.

All these attributes stand out in bold relief in the description he gave of all Conservative opinion--which attacks "in the stupidly and dangerously prejudiced terms typical of the Conservative element wherever it exists."

Such an aromatic parcel of dogma is not worth refuting. I merely suggest that Hero Jones study the theory of the yin and the yan; the theory of extremes engendering their opposites; the moron's ability to reason in terms of black and white morality. The technique of loaded language the need not study.

After this course of study, I suggest he re-read his letter, pat himself three times on the appropriate part of his anatomy, and embark again on his literary career... of publishing other peoples letters. W.D. Mueller ocC.

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