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Inner Life Served By Lowell Squeezer

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Lowell House, where intellect reigns supreme, has at last been forced to give some consideration to the inner man.

It took a month of pressure-group tactics by Ashley Weare '50 to bring the millenium. And Juan U. Maegli '50, former chairman of the House Committee, had to consult dining hall officials, who consulted other officials.

The House Committee, under duress, did its part. After tabling the plan for further consideration, it finally appropriated seven dollars to carry it out.

And the residents will be gratified. A manually operated, "one-arm-bandit" type of orange-juice squeezer will be placed in the Lowell Dining Hall today for breakfasters who find it messy, inconvenient, and irksome to squeeze halved oranges by hand.

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