Police Webs Will Stop Pranksters

"The University police security measures cannot be divulged, because that would spoil their objective, but if invaders from other universities want to get caught in our trap, let them try anything." Chief Alvin R. Randall asserted yesterday.

"Punishment of defacers of property on football weekends in the past has warned invading celebrants to lay off."

The department has had no difficulty this fail and anticipates none in the coming weekend, he said. The John Harvard statue will receive only its usual protection.