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Extral Read All the Entrails, Calls Oriental Hokey Pokey

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"What the ELLIS comming off?" complained the wily Oriental. "The SCHUH is on the other foot this time: that's the HULL story."

"I got a VITALE date with an EBERHARDT BODDIE," replied his CLARK. "You think CHOLLET?"

"CLYMER, JASO, she's LOYNDE on DIGRANDE. She's TAYLOR-made. Is CHIPOURAS a church mouse?"

"Get DUFF, we got a ball game. It may COSTES dearly, it may be a PIRIK victory, but if you PUJO mind to it, the score will be Yankees 7  Dodgers 2

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