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Now We're Gowen, Says Sage Chambless-ly Awaiting Bacon

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Give us this Day our Staley bread," prayed the disciple.

"Beeman-ly, this Carpenter-n without Bucklin," soothed the Sage.

"Tha-Sarno reason to Tyler-ate speeding. We Bailey missed that Chapman. A Mueller horse should have Carey-d mo," quaked his assistant, Monahan-ds tremble, Murphy-t ache, Marriott pounds, and McCraney-um throbs--a Fitkin occur. It-Sar-della-brate plot--Bissell Kill me!"

"Relax," said the Eider, "and Ves-perini my ear. Young Followes, who is Gowen to Rowe-1 today? I say: Harvard 21  Dartmouth 13

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