Law Dean Spurns $1,000,020 Check

Twenty dollars must accompany an application for admission to the Law School, and Erwin N. Griswold, conscientious Dean, will accept no more. He yesterday returned the $1,000,020 admission check at the right to the National Bank of New Jersey as being somewhat too large.

No official explanation has yet been issued for the mighty miscalculation of either the bank or the Law School. Rumors say that an anonymous clerk has always wanted to be a lawyer. Others note that New Brunswick has never been famous for 20-20 vision.