Shoreless in Gaza, She Reads Crimson for Missing Brogan

There's a shoe missing at Barnard Hall, and the latest pediatric rumor has it that Cambridge's Only Breakfast Table Daily knows where it is.

The missing footgear disappeared last week at Barnard's informal dance, after a Freshman--apparently unaware of the dangers involved--removed it in the interests of better choreography.

When she returned amid the festivities to re-don her brogans, she found only half of them in evidence. Semi-shoeless, the bereft Freshman remains bi a quandry. No Crimson editors were known to have attended the dance.