Guys with Big Noggins Don't Always Make Out with Dolls

So he answers the telephone and a dell says, is Bill there?

There's no Bill there, so he says, no. She insists that there must be a Bill there, so he gives up and says he's Bill and he will meet her under the elms along the river and will bring a friend, who turns out to be his roommate.

But not being Bill, he doesn't find her under the elms although he wishes he could and the two guys go to the Common to find two dolls who don't care whether their names are Bill or Don or Gene.

Pardon me, he says to a pair, but we two eligible esthetes would like to make the acquaintance of two rapturous dolls resembling you.

Goest, one of them says despairingly, Harvard guys. So sometimes he is wishing that he is Bill or Dave the Dude or somebody who has no education.