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Society Takes Ether Tonight in Struggle To Preserve Species

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Terminating a long period of happy obscurity, the Society for the Preservation of the Species hits the airwaves tonight at 9:30 over WRCN. "The program will be humorous," said Theodore B. Turner '49, Digger Lye, tersely last night.

"Messiah Robert K. Bingham '48 will speak . . . against modern life . . . in general," he continued, adding that the Society "feels strongly" about tinfoil, but can make no relevant comment at the present time.

Claire Gilman, Radcliffe '48, will be the feature attraction of the broadcast. "You've get to preserve this thing," she was heard to mutter recently. Turner indicated that she was referring to Hemo Sapiens.

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