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Harmonizers Ask Help In Search for Handle

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Faced by an alarming obstacle in their attempt to dethrone the Whiffenpoofs from the mythical harmony throne of the East, twelve husky-treated undergraduates yesterday sent out an appeal for someone to name their new singing group.

An ancient magnum of champague is promised to the originator of the prize-winning title. While his group sat nervously fingering their beer steins, waiting to begin college engagements, founder David G. Binger '48 moaned last night, "We really can't get started without a title. We've got plenty of song ideas, but who wants to hire a nameless twelvete--er-double sexte--er--triple quartet."

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