News
Summers Will Not Finish Semester of Teaching as Harvard Investigates Epstein Ties
News
Harvard College Students Report Favoring Divestment from Israel in HUA Survey
News
‘He Should Resign’: Harvard Undergrads Take Hard Line Against Summers Over Epstein Scandal
News
Harvard To Launch New Investigation Into Epstein’s Ties to Summers, Other University Affiliates
News
Harvard Students To Vote on Divestment From Israel in Inaugural HUA Election Survey
Faced by an alarming obstacle in their attempt to dethrone the Whiffenpoofs from the mythical harmony throne of the East, twelve husky-treated undergraduates yesterday sent out an appeal for someone to name their new singing group.
An ancient magnum of champague is promised to the originator of the prize-winning title. While his group sat nervously fingering their beer steins, waiting to begin college engagements, founder David G. Binger '48 moaned last night, "We really can't get started without a title. We've got plenty of song ideas, but who wants to hire a nameless twelvete--er-double sexte--er--triple quartet."
Entries should be submitted to Lowell J-22 any time, day or night.
Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.