Hu Flung Backs Pigs-Kin to Top Spaniards in Lingo Tilt

Earhay eyay! earhay eyay! With this clarion call, Dunster House summoned all students of the ancient and honorable language of pig-latin to the first meeting of its pig-latin dining table tonight, while the nearby Spanish mesa showed its disgust at the swinish attempt to hog student support.

The porcine linguists hailed this as the first step in the formation of an all-College chain.

"It may be pig-headed," said founder Estearnay I. Yelay," but we pork-conscious Funsters feel that it's time we sausage an idea inaugurated. Nothing rasher than a weekly meeting in planned to bacon with, but of nothing hampers us, we hope to expand--to be frank--furter and furter."