Hot Coppers Brings Cops as Target Blisters with Rage

Yardling extroverts dwelling in the Wiggleworth Halls turned their attention to hot money last night, and reaped the rewards of the iniquitous. Armed with hockey gloves, pliers, and an electric grill, several '50 men gaily passed a quiet eventime heating pennies and tossing them to the sidewalks below.

As passers-by, presumably of Scotch ancestry, heard the coppers clink and grovelled, they blistered digits on the wandering coins. The Yardlings grew bolder as the evening were on, and after several near misses, conked a man who carried three red pencils in his breast pocket.

Yard cops visiting the Wigglesworth lair 15 minutes later found the flingers still brushing up on technique. An England A section man they had beaned; the Deans will take action tomorrow.