Youthful Female Teachers Revise College Standards

Coeducation stared a Sever 5 class squarely in the face yesterday morning when two Cambridge moppets, approximately six years of age, wandered into a Math Ab section meeting.

Apparently not content with auditing the course, the unidentified youngsters soon decided to take over the instructor's role. Advancing to the front of the room, one of the girls attempted to restore order in the thoroughly startled class by brandishing a yardstick.

Having brought about a semblance of quiet in the classroom, she scrawled a few symbols on the blackboard, then turned and demanded of the assembled math students, "How much is one plus four?"