Donna's Tresses Can't Sub For Dresses--Horse Stalled

Donna Holabird's foundation was plucked from under her by University officials yesterday, as they vetoed VTW plans to mount the maid on a white charger in forthcoming St. Joan."

Bridling at the censorship, the Workshop cited historical precedent in Maud Adams 1911 "Lady Godiva" jaunt through Harvard Yard, and trotted out plans for construction of a hay-lined dressing room.

The final neigh was voted, however, when it was "pointed out that while "Godiva" Adams' tresses were more than ample, "Godiva" Holabird's might not quite cover the situation.