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"Where do you think you're going--to a fire?"
Prefacing his remarks with this cogent query, one of Wellesley's finest last night launched into an extended commentary on statutory law in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, with special emphasis on rules relating to traffic control.
Referring to expanded grim-reaping activities on the part of the law along the Wellesley-Newton line, he concluded, "So you go to Harvard, eh? Well, I want you to go back there and tell all those Harvard guys to slow down.
"They go in and out of Wellesley too fast."
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