Scribes Extend Beery Gladhand to Would-Be Journalists

In past years, CRIMSON business representatives, (those glib fellows), have sold everything from the swivel-chair concession at University Hall to vast quantities of Brylereem, without batting an editorial eyelash. And now, a chance for Freshmen and Sophomores with latent extroversial qualities to develop them to the fullest, under the personal tutelage of the fastest talking pin-stripes in Cambridge. The CRIMSON comp opening tonight offers everyone a gift of the gab which can come in handy along other lines, 'He said, than journalistic ones.

The CRIMSON building is on Plympton Street, and has a door newly-painted, in appropriate shades, for the better guidance of uncertain would-be Crimeds. He careful not to confuse it with a local pants prescribe a block further down, which also has a red door. You can tell the business office by a sign on a door at the right as you go in, saying Business Office. But don't go there; follow the crowd.