Savant Notes Devilment in Consarned New Contraptions

News that a Roxbury fire company spent over two hours extricating a 3 year-old boy from the family washing machine yesterday afternoon was greeted smilingly in University Hall, with the prevailing attitude of "1 told you so!"

Administrative officials referred to their ruling of last year which prevented the installation of washing machines in the Houses as a cooperative measure. "Jest goes for show yer," saf da prominent maintenance expert, putting down his bucket of elbow-grease, "these new-faugled devices jest don't compare to old elbow-grease."