Southpaws Search for Lefthanded Eves While Planning Social Life

All revolutions swing to the right after their initial leftist burst, according to many scholars. It would seem that the Lefthanded League's rebellious uprising had thus perambulated, for Thursday night's elections dumped founder David C. Poskanzer out of the saddle and installed a new group of leaders.

These men, while unwilling to divulge their names immediately following the meeting, stated that the Student Council would be faced at its Monday meeting with a request for official recognition of the new society.

If the credeutials of the Southpaws are accepted, they plan to petition the University for lefthanded sections in Lecture Halls and lefthanded slides in these areas.

First social offering of the faction will be a dance for members in the near future, featuring only portsided women.