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Sage Sees Grizzly Fizzle

By Hu FLUNG Huey

"We will Finn-Engle a win today and start a new Regime," ventured the omniscient savant. "Let's up and Adam."

His young neophyte was buried in a volume of "Lost Harrison." As a sly Green Flick-cred over his Mofile said, "I fear there's trouble Bruin but Gorczynaki for yourself if Houston't believe me. Now is the time to Colo the score. I will bet all the Nicholas you have that you can't Peckham right."

"Haff a heart," said the Sage, "Harlow can you go? Of Kozac can predict the count. It will be Harvard 2  Brown 0

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