Astounding New Grid Ratings Rank Crimson Nation's Best

Pouncing on one of the few remaining rays of gridiron hope, Ernest I. Sly ocC yesterday disclosed the results of his revolutionary football rating system, which ranks the Crimson far above all the nation's other elevens.

Here's how it goes: Harvard beat Holy Cross by seven points; Holy Cross tied Dartmouth; Dartmouth outscored Brown by three; and the Bruins beat Yale by six points, the Elis losing in turn to Wisconsin by a nine-point margin. Wisconsin won over Iowa by 32 points, and, after adding all these scores together, Sly figures Harvard to be 39 points in front of Iowa by a mere 21, the Crimson obviously is eighteen points better than Leahy's Fighting Irish.