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Wellesley Jaunt in Wreckage; Cronin Sees All Quiet on Bar Front

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More intercollegiate mayhem appeared in the offing over the table down at Cronin's Saturday night than over the steering wheel of Ralph f. Sorter '50 of Leverett House.

But fate upset the odds as he exchanged whispers instead of Ivy league songs with Miss Shirley Munford of Wellesley's Munger Hall while careening down the General Lawrence Highway in Medford.

Sole bodily damage resulting from the Cronin caterwauling fest were strained vocal cords, and Stillman infirmary reported last night that no casualties had been shipped for the Dunster Street oasis for the entire weekend.

Collides with Machine

Sorter, however, found more serious opposition than siwash spirit when he collided with a construction machine and overturned his vehicle. The mishap resulted in lacerations of the left wrist for him and a broken nose for his date.

Any additional pummeled proposal suffered under the goalposts of the Stadium Saturday afternoon produced no hospital cases, a quick survey established last night, and Yard pre-game nocturnal scrimmages resulted only in walking wounded.

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