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'They'll Be Terrier-fied' -Hu

By Hu FLUNG Huey occ

"Donelli-one move!" exclaimed the Oriental savant as he Felt for his crystal Boyle. "If Pierce that we will have a Holler a game and I Gallagher down to work and Figueira winner."

"Maloney," said his young apprentice, downing another drink. "We'll Beardell danger and Haracz them plenty." Strumming on the Cella, he sang "O'Donnell the Dorr, Richard."

"Toner down," said the Sage, "and stop beating your Gumbs. You've got me Fitz to be Tighe-d and I'm going insani. Besides, B.U. will be Gannon for us and using all their Giles to Hatch a plot and Turnan a victory. You're Stowart now, but before you're Stone drunk let me Ramacorti of rye down my throat and go Dwyer than a kite by saying. Harvard 34  B.U. 7

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