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Eisteddfod, Carodny Expected to Romp

By W. SEATON Faircaton

Smarting from a 23 to 2 plastering at hands of the CRIMSON board last year at Hanover, the Dartmouth Daily scribes will seek revenge and a few scalps at Soldiers Field tomorrow morning at 11 o'clock.

Also sticking in the pigtails of the Indian newsmen is the fake issue of their journal, distributed Saturday morning last November by a radical Cambridge handbill and announcing:

SEVEN INDIAN PLAYERS OVERCOME BY POISON ON EVE OF BIG GAME

Meanwhile, their own papers lay unnoticed in a corner of the Daily Directorate's sanctum and were finally delivered so late that many sad-eyed Big Green students went to the game still believing the hoax.

Knee Deep

The CRIMSON is expected to field a squad knee-deep at every position and starring such gridiron greats as Crazy-legs Morgan, Crazy-legs Friedman, Crazylegs Bailey and Robert S. Leventhal '48.

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