Southpaws Get Together for 'Forgotten Minority' Protest

Formal organization of revolution by one of society's "forgotten minorities" was assured last night by David C. Poskanzer '50 after the first meeting of the League of Lefthanded Men.

Poskanzer, a southpaw himself, claims that ten percent of the college is being forced to adjust itself to a warped system which refuses to make allowances for these men.

"We intend to do something constructive about this injustice," fumed the mastermind of the new group. "We will check all men who come to meetings by requiring them to sign their names with their left hands."

A six-point program, set forth set he minimum demands of the League, was put before the conclave last night at Phillips Brooks House.

Lefthanded doorknobs, special tables in the dining halls, driving law changes which will permit portsiders to operate on the left side of the street and walk on the left hand edge of the sidewalk, typewriters which will print from right to left, and reserved sections in the lecture halls of the University are the main facets of the demand.