Bisection Bug Gets Chary 'Cliffe Reply

One of those wistful classified ads of yesteryear floated out of Phillips Brooks House yesterday on the lips of social Service Committee members. It ran something like this:

"WANTED: Two sweet little bits of something. Object: Bisection."

Last night's PBH'S department of clarification clarified. De-crypted, the message called for a couple of 'Cliffedwellers, "as close to five feet as possible," who care to be sawed in half for a PBH settlement house show in Hallo-we'en night, Friday, October 31.

One 'Cliffedweller, informed of the job, regretted that she would be unable to fill the bill. "My mother warned me against things like this," she muttered.