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'We're Virgin on Victory'

By Hu FLUNG Huey occ

"Shoaf over." cried the Sage of the Age. "This game may be no Frizzle, but I think it would be Shafer if I start Drennan now before they Pennel our heads off."

"I Warren say that," opined his young assistant. "We'll keep our Tayloe, Gill 'em Bill. Walsh all over 'em, and Kopp the ball game. We'll Slaughter the bums."

"That's Neff." said the savant. "Weir surrounded. Hand me my Papitchute. But before Bailey out, I'll say Harvard 24  Virginia 21

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