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Molotov Again Demands

By (the UNITED Press--august )

MUNICH--Welfare agencies estimated today that 600 American-fathered, illegitimate babies would be born to frauleins in the Munich area by May 1, but Army officials ducked out of the matter by disclaiming any responsibility for the sex life of the U.S. soldier.

Some mothers-to-be have gone to military government officers, broken the news and asked bluntly--"What is the United States of America going to do about it?"

The answer invariably is, "Nothing."

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