Fraud? Bah! Poon 'College' Girls Will Carry On Saturday

Contradicting all reports to the contrary, the Lampoon announced last night that it would definitely appear at the Copley Plaza Hotel Saturday afternoon with a crew of "college" girls in an effort to prove to skeptical Billy Rose that "beautiful girls do go to college."

Starting at 4 o'clock in the Oval Room, the contest will go through as originally planned, with but one change in the program: in all probability the 'Poon will only send five girls against the Rose chorus-line.

The sixth, Miss Marjorie Conlin--not a college student--entered into the contest by the CRIMSON as a test case, has been disqualified. As an explanation of this move, officials of the Lampoon declared Tuesday night: "But we can't consider having her in our contest. She has no background at all."