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General Education OK But Trees Are Scarce, Says Dog

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Franz, the medium sized brown dachshund currently being seen auditing the more popular courses around the Yard, was finally nailed for an interview yesterday by an unattached female pooch free-lancing near Harvard Hall.

Curled around the ankles of his 'Cliffedwelling mistress, the three year old Franz expressed satisfaction with co-education, joint education, general education and education in general. His only criticism of college life was the notable absence of a course in tree surgery.

"Earnest Hooton and I," said Franz, "want to know when Harvard will take to the trees?"

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