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Maid Molests Mouse in Bed; Does Len Violate Parietals?

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Next time it should be a bunny that sleeps with a Hutch man, but this week it was only a wee timorous beastie who made a bedfellow of Leverett House Lennie.

No one was in a position to say yesterday whether or not the parietal rules had been violated--the maid in B-entry didn't stop to find out. About to make a bed, she pulled down the covers, found a wide-eyed mouse there, quickly tossed back the blankets. Now Lennie will make his own bed.

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