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Aces Take Queens

By Hu FLUNG Huey occ

"It aPearce to me," said the Sage, "that this Rutgers is a Talanted team, and the Scarlet may be a Thornton our side. They aren't Sowick as some people think."

"Yeah," said his sidekick, "I've been Hering such Gorrin storries about them that my blood Kardles and my heart Thropps, and that's no Lyman. But there's no Harman saying that Rayner shine we'll Kopp this one, and that's the real McCoy. I'd sign my affa-Davis to that."

"I'd bet Emil-lion on it," said Hu Flung, "and I take DeLiberti to predict

Harvard 21  Rutgers 7

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