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By Hu FLUNG Huey occ.

"Looks like the best season in the Harlow Regine," chortled Hu Flung, "and in Schuster minute I'll let you know what DeAngelis have told me about this game."

"It might be a Grimshaw," his sidekick muttered, "and remember, all that Glynnters is not gold. If those Brownies got into the Swingler things, they might get a half-Nelson on us and Barry the Crimson in the sod."

"I can't enDorsey that point of view," said the Sage of the Age. "You might know all the Engles, but I think it will be a Hairable affair for those Bruins. The Finn-ish will be Harvard 21  Brown 7

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