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Who Wouldn't Think Harvard Is All Right?
What, students, would be your impression of Harvard:
If you were being paid a salary to come here?
If you never had to take a quiz or an examination?
If you didn't have to go to class unless you felt like it?
If you could take any subject any time you wanted?
If you had a lovely, heated suite of rooms five minutes walk from any class?
If you got to sit in the press box at all the football games for free?
Yeah, that's my impression of Harvard too.
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