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A Cry for Administrative Contraception
(Upon reading of the appointment of three new assistant deans of Harvard College.)
Behind the Academic scenes
She's always breeding baby deans.
If I were Herod, I would slaughter
Those innocents of Alma Mater.
But since she has the love and respect of me,
I'll settle for a Hysterectomy.
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