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A Cry for Administrative Contraception

By Earnest A. Hooton

(Upon reading of the appointment of three new assistant deans of Harvard College.)

Behind the Academic scenes

She's always breeding baby deans.

If I were Herod, I would slaughter

Those innocents of Alma Mater.

But since she has the love and respect of me,

I'll settle for a Hysterectomy.

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