Broad Traveler Considers Harvard Shakes Terrible

Only at Harvard is a milk shake a glass of flavored milk.

I have traveled considerably over this broad land of ours and everywhere--except here--a milk shake is a milk shake. I object to this up-grading to a fancy status denoted as "FRAPPE," which (including the French name) costs more than the original product. --G. W. S., Nieman '47.